What your Patronus says about how many times you'll poop in the next week

 

Here's how many visits you'll take to the pot(termore)
based on your Patronus

 

Aardvark: 3 times
Abraxan Winged Horse: 8 times
Adder: 1 time
Badger: 5 times
Bat: 9 times
Basset Hound: 5 times
Bay Mare: 9 times
Bay Stallion: 1 time
Beagle: 16 times
Black Bear: 4 times
Black Mare: 8 times
Black Mamba: 7 times
Black Stallion: 10 times
Black Swan: 2 times, 2 absolutely magical and beautiful times
Black and White Cat: 19 times
Blackbird: 4 times
Bloodhound: 3 times
Borzoi: 3 times
Brown Bear: 8 times
Brown Hare: 3 times
Brown Owl: 5 times
Buffalo: 10 times
Buzzard: 3 times
Calico Cat: 5 times
Capuchin Monkey: 8 times
Cheetah: 5 times
Chestnut Mare: 14 times
Chestnut Stallion: 5 times
Chow Dog: 3 times
Crow: 0 times
Dapple Grey Mare: 6 times
Dapple Grey Stallion: 6 times
Deerhound: 7 times
Doe: 16 times
Dolphin: 1 time
Dragon: N/A
Dragonfly: 3 times
Dun Mare: 8 times
Dun Stallion: 13 times
Eagle: 7 times
Eagle Owl: 7.5 times
Elephant: 12 times
Erumpent: 3 times
Falcon: 10 times, and 4 won't be pretty
Field Mouse: 5 times
Fire-dwelling Salamander: 4 times
Fox: 8 times
Fox Terrier: 12 times
Ginger Cat: 4 times
Goshawk: 45 times
Granian Winged Horse: 11 times
Grass Snake: 0 times
Great Grey Owl: 4 times and one vomiting session
Grey Squirrel: 16 times
Greyhound: 6 times
Hare: 9 times
Hedgehog: 2 times
Heron: 33 times
Hippogriff: 5 times
Hummingbird: 1 time
Huskey: 8 times
Hyena: 16.5 times
Ibizan Hound: “i don’t know, i have to pee.”
Impala: 7 times but hey don't force it
Irish Wolfhound: 8 times
King Cobra: 1 time
Kingfisher: 8 times
Leopard: 5 times
Leopardess: 4.75 times
Little Owl: 2 times
Lion: 10 times
Lioness: 13 times
Lynx: 3 times
Magpie: 7 times
Mastiff Dog: 16 times
Manx Cat: 2 times
Marsh Harrier: 6 times, once underwater
Mink: 3 times
Mole: 8 times
Mongrel Dog: 5 times
Mountain Hare: 4 times
Nebelung Cat: 10 times
Newfoundland: 14 times
Nightjar: 2 times
Occamy: 5 times
Ocicat: 9 times
Orangutan: 6 times
Orca: 11 times if you're a Hufflepuff, 10 for Gryffandor
Oryx: 4 times
Osprey: 9 times
Otter: 7 times
Peacock: 7 times
Pheasant: 5 times
Piebald Stallion: 12 times
Piebald Mare: 9 times
Pine Marten: 3 times
Polar Bear: 6 times
Polecat: 1 time
Python: 25 times
Ragdoll Cat: 6 times
Rat: 4 times
Rattlesnake: 0 times, you should probably go see a doctor
Raven: 6 times
Red Squirrel: 10 times
Rhinoceros: 2 times
Robin: 7 times
Rotweiller: 4 times
Runespoor: 5 times
Russian Blue Cat: 8 times
Saint Bernard: 2 times
Salmon: 7 times
Scops Owl: 5 times
Seal: 22 times
Shark: 4 times, plus 2 if you eat fast food on a Wednesday
Shrew: 8 times
Siberian Cat: 2 times
Snowy Owl: 1 time
Sparrow: 3 times
Sparrowhawk: 6 times
Sphynx Cat: 7 times if you were born in September
Stag: 99 times
Stoat: 4 times
Swallow: 6 times
Swift: 0 times
Thestra: 7 times
Tiger: 5 times
Tigress: 5 times
Tokenise Cat: 3 times
Tortoiseshell Cat: 7 times
Unicorn: N/A
Vole: 3 times
Vulture: 10 times
Weasel: 3 times
West Highland Terrier: 7 times
White Mare: 5 times
White Stallion: 11 times
White Swan: 19 times
Wild Boar: 8.5 times (heads up your roommate can hear you)
Wild Rabbit: 8 times
Wildcat: 5 times
Wolf: 2 times
Wood Mouse: 7 times

Jamell Jenkins III